What Makes Michael Phelps So Damn Cool?

As you all may know, Michael Phelps broke the record and has obtained the most gold medals in a single Olympic competition.

Go Mikey!

But, what really makes Michey "The Flying Fish" Phelps cool is his "hype music". According to The New York Times Phelps likes to listen to Young Jeezy, Jay-Z and Rick Ross to liven him up before his swimming events.

Here's the quote:

"Before a race, he tunes out the world by listening to artists like Young Jeezy, Jay-Z and Rick Ross. The music transforms him. His goofy grin dissolves into a glower, his eyes turn cold as ice. The hip-hop beats have a hypnotic effect on Phelps, who sometimes, after a race, is unable to recall the songs that locked him into his groove."


Yeah, Phelps, let them know that Hip-Hop doesn't just cause young kids to sell drugs and commit crimes!


Now with that million contract from Speedo, you'll really be ballin' with these guys. Hey, you don't even have to buy the jewelery because you have eight new pieces of bling you can wear out to the club when you're popping those bottles of Dom P.

Spain Just Doesn't Give A F***!

Yup, the men's Olympic basketball team was seen taking pictures with their eyes "pulled in Oriental fashion" and now the tennis team jumps on the band wagon.

Damn, I could imagine the jokes they have about black people over there. I'd hate to see the pics these guys take if the game were ever held in Israel. Yeah, I could these fools sporting thin mustaches and swastikas.

Chinese Teachers Given Bonuses to Send Students to College

Teachers in China are given bonuses based on the amount of students they send to top universities in China and around the world. That's right, teachers actually are given an incentive to produce good students and educate them well.

It looks like we can learn more from the Chinese than how to use chop sticks and win gold medals.