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today . . .

. . . and tomorrow

STOP SNITCHIN!"

Banker Goes Crazy and Destroys Office!

An investment banking associate goes crazy and trashes his office after he learns that he won't only be missing out on a bonus this year; but, he's not getting promoted to VP.

It sucks, but it's funny as hell how he gets his @ss kicked at the end.

Obama Disses Clarence Thomas During Interview

Here is what Obama had to say in a recent interview with Rick Warren when asked what Supreme Court Justice he would not have nominated:

Barack Obabma: "I would not have nominated Clarence Thomas. I don't think that he, I don't think that he was a strong enough jurist or legal thinker at the time for that elevation. Setting aside the fact that I profoundly disagree with his interpretation of a lot of the Constitution."

Here's the clip:

Damn Barack, that was just plain cold!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Usain Bolt . . .

This guy is so fast that he slowed down to celebrate during the last 15 meters of the race and still won the gold.

Bumba-clat bwoy!!!!

Sien!

Irie mon, a new world record!

Phelps Did It--Eight Gold Medals!

Just finished watching the relay and boy was it amazing. Take that Aussies!

Merrill Pays New Employee $40 Million for 5 Months of Work

I guess you'll only see things like this in a few places: the NBA, the NFL, MLB and on Wall Street. A franchise that is losing money decides to dish out millions to a new start player in hopes of winning in the future.

I mean, the Knicks do it every time they renew Marbury's contract. Well, I guess now it's Merrill's turn as they recently hired Thomas Montag, a Goldman alum, as the new head of sales.

So yup, this guys is definitely balling out of control and can even keep the $40 million if he decides to leave before the end of the year.

Damn, why couldn't I have this guy's job?

Japanese Commerical Depicts Obama As a Monkey

If you thought recent magazine cover portraying Barack and Michelle Obama as terrorists was bad, wait until you get a look at this Japanese commercial that depicts Barack Obama as a MONKEY:



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